Wednesday / 957,396 notes / reblog
Wednesday / 6,471 notes / reblog
crgasmic:

more romantic/soft porn here
Wednesday / 12 notes / reblog

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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Saturday / 85,582 notes / reblog
Saturday / 232,908 notes / reblog
bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date
Saturday / 12,799 notes / reblog
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animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

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